Let's set the scene. You wake up late on Wednesday morning.
5 hours of sleep, 3 "IT'S ONLY TUESDAY?!" glasses of wine, and
already 1 hour late. The numbers aren't looking good for you.
What's a girl to do to with those under eye circles?
I'm asking for a friend...
1) First things first:
tell your dog to stop judging you.
2) Do exactly as Emily Weiss says.
3) One word (two words?) for you: TOP. KNOT.
Also, and this is important: dry shampoo.
4) Stumble to the closet. Trip over said dog.
Now, you're going to need some combination of the
following: head-to-toe black, a big scarf situation,
spandex, a hat, and (huge) sunglasses...or so I'd imagine.
Do as they do:
5) Finally, don't forget the most important meal of the day.
If all else fails, screw it.